Lessons in Logic

WAZZUP

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, is a work station....
what more can I say........

dj joe black

3 questions about God

A young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time.
When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar
or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions.

Finally, his parents were able to find a scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of God willing, I will be able to answer your
questions.

Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able
to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of God .

Young Man: I have 3 questions:
1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
2. What is fate?
3. If Devil was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown
to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at
all, since Devil and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of
it this far?
Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard. Young
Man(feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?
Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.
Young Man: I really don't understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?
Young Man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!
Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence
without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream
that you will be slapped by me?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is fate my second answer........ My hand that I used to
slap you, what is it created from?
Young Man: It is created from flesh.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Flesh.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: In pain.
Scholar: That's it... this is my third answer, Even though Devil and also
the hell were created from the fire, if God wants,God willing , the hell
will become a very painful place for devil.

dj joe black

Updated DJ JOE BLACK PROFILE

Pream Anand, more famously known as DJ Joe Black, born on 4th September 1980 raised in Klang till the age of 13.His passion for music started at the age of 12 when he started listening to music from artist like Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli and etc.during the early growth of the hip hop era and RnB industry in the 90’s, with music as his passion he then learned the skills of disc jockeying from his cousin Glenn George aka DJ Grinz (DO RE Mi), a well known DJ from Klang. While learning how to spin and mix he then mastered using a computer based DJ software called OTS DJ JUKEBOX, he then started by helping his cousin Glenn George aka DJ Grinz to do events, where he made his name by stealing attentions from small events like BONIA-Annual Dinner, GUESS-product launch and GSC(Golden Screen Cinema)-Annual Dinner and turning them into big opportunities.

In 2007 he was then offered his 1st residency at Monti’s Sunway where he stole the attentions of many hearts with his unique music selections from various genres like Desi, Hindi, RnB, Hip Hop, Reggae Ton and etc while stealing music lovers from Borneo Rainforest, Sunway Hotel, Coco Banana, Bar Flames and many others clubs around Sunway. He then became recognized in the entertainment industry and then started to attract people from out of state due to his ultimate music selections.

After a year being with Monti’s, he then grabbed a new opportunity to be the resident DJ at Home and Away Sports Bar in Sri Hartamas where he continued to attract many music lovers from all races and ages around Malaysia. DJ Joe Black not only spins English, Hindi, Desi but also Tamil old and new top numbers where he attracted a multiracial crowd. DJ Joe Black was also the Official DJ and Emcee for Home and Away weekly Barclay’s English Premier League Soccer Events sponsored by Carlsberg. He also Emceed for every Man Utd matches every week in Home and Away for the Man Utd Fans sponsored by Tiger FC and Carlsberg.DJ Joe Black Emceed and was the official DJ for the Songkran Water Splash Party, Bollywood Night, Couples Night Out, for Carlsberg meet the stars (ex Manchester United Player) visit to Home and Away.

He was also invited by Malaysia HHH(Hash House Harriers) Members to Emcee and DJ for their 2008 Full Moon Jungle Party cum Annual Dinner for 1000 pax in Jerantut, Pahang along with guest DJ Danny and they rocked the 25km deep jungle private party for the HHH members spinning all night long by the river side. While spinning, mixing and blending the music, DJ Joe Black was then invited to spin along side with Malaysia’s ever so famous MDJ DEV at Club Aman for a private function.

In 2008 DJ Joe Black continues to share his love for music, while spinning at Titanium Super Dance Club blasting off along with the Resident DJ, DJ HUM.
In 2009 DJ Joe Black has done events for Titanium Super Dance Club such as Retro Night, Afro Night, Ladies Night, Old Skool Night, private wedding reception and the after party for Tengku Suraya which was attended by the Yang Berbahagia Baginda Raja Permaisuri Agung and many other events.

Not contented with the response from the urban market, DJ Joe Black started stepping into the Indian club industries, where he started with; an Open Night event for Tangaval Dance Club located along Jalan Ipoh along side with DJ Vicky aka Puchandy.

As learning is a never ending journey, DJ Joe Black is currently pursuing professional DJ classes with DJ Krates at Mixology Academy under Malaysian Greatest DJ Fuzz from The Bum Squad, as an official Bum Squad DJ based in Los Angeles, USA. This induction comes as recognition to the abilities and contributions of a DJ to the music scene. DJ Fuzz also has a collection of championships under his belt, being the winner for The Vestax Extravaganza, as well as The Pioneer Digital DJ Battle Championships. DJ Fuzz is the only individual to have won the Pioneer Digital DJ Battle 3 years in a row (more recently in 2005), as well as being the first Malaysian DJ to have done so.

DJ Joe Black has now started up his very own event management services “JOE BLACK ENTERTAINMENT ENTERPRISE”. JOE BLACK ENTERTAINMENT does not only provide DJ services but it also includes, emceeing services, road show management, wedding planning services, designing and creative services, web management, fashion and retail services online. DJ Joe Black is now spreading his wings into various industries and they all lead back to music & entertainment which is his soul passion.