Application To Date My Daughter REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME)

NOTE - This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

1. NAME:_____________________ DATE OF BIRTH: _______________

2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______

3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________

DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________

4. BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________________________________

5. HOME ADDRESS: ________________CITY: _________ ZIP ______

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes____ No_______

If NO, explain: _______________________________________________

7. Number of years parents married: ___________

8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? ____ A TRUCK WITH OVER-SIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? ____ WATERBED? _____ MOTORCYCLE? _____ TATTOO? ____ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? ___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY)

9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you? _________________________________________________________

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? _________________________________________________________

11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _________________________________________________________

12. What church do you attend? ________________ How often do you attend? ____/ week

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, priest or pastor? ____________

14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):

A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _____________

B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____________

C. A women's place is in the __________________

D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____________________

E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ (NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _________________________

16. Do you plan to attend a Catholic or Christian College? _________ Which one? ____________


I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.


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Signature (That means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing after she reach 24 years old. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). If your application is rejected you will be notified by a dark Indian man called Joe Black with a 9mm Semi automatic gun standing at your door. (You might want to start praying now).

Your name means "Goddess of Wisdom & War " and that is exactly what you are, you are the Goddess of wisdom,courage,inspiration,civilization ,law and justice. Your smile brings me overwhelming joy.Your sweetness melts my heart and your beauty lights my world.

Never let anyone dull your flame.  Never let the world harden you, touch the world with your gentle heart and what ever life has in store for you, it is my hope that you remember these things:

Love your body.  

Take care of your body, it is the only one you have.  Learn to give your body the proper fitness and nutrition that will fuel you for success and remember no matter the shape or size, you are perfect the way you are.

Believe in yourself.  Follow your dreams.

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Have dreams for yourself and work hard to make those dreams come true.  If hard work is not enough, then fight for it.

Laugh often.  Cry when needed.  Love much.

Laughter warms the heart, a good cry releases the pain and love heals all.

Value your brain and your heart.

Think before you speak, you will gain more respect with a well thought out opinion.  Speak from your heart, what you say will be forgotten but the way you make someone feel never will.

Don't judge others.

Never put your energy into judging another but rather into being a good example for them to be.

Stand up for what is Right.

The greatest things were not achieved by following the crowd but from leading one.  Do what you believe is right and never fall under to the pressures of others beliefs.  

Always lend a helping hand.

Live your life with purpose and give purpose to your life.  Never turn a blind eye to someone in need.  Always offer your seat to an elderly person.  Go out of your way to make a child smile.  For doing good deeds will reap the greatest benefits.

Never break a promise.

Never give your word if you can't keep it.  Breaking ones trust is the hardest thing to rebuild.

See the world, take care of it.

See the world.  Savor in it's beauty.  Preserve it for generations to come.

You will always be my baby.

Spread your wings, take the world head on and be the strong, independent woman you were born to be but never feel alone in this world.  You will always have me, you will always be my baby gurl and you will be the best creation I ever made.....!

Love,

Daddy Pream Anand Tharmalingam

A Letter for my 7months 4days old Athena Arlene Anand

After all the commotion in the hospital at 9.26pm on 18th September 2014  the Goddess Of Wisdom and War Athena Arlene Anand was born!!!  You’ll be my kryptonite from today onwards till my soul leave my body but never will it leave you my darling daughter Athena!!!

 

I learned today that your learning how to play and recognize everyone around you . Little GODDESS.  It really amazes me how much you’ve already touched my life.  I mean you’re already the center of my life, and I haven’t teach you  anything yet.  All my decisions I am making now and for the rest of our lives, will be made with you in mind.

I hope you somehow know that I’m already trying to be the best daddy for you.  I make sure that you drink enough milk. I make sure you get enough rest. It is quite mind boggling for me to think about how much you’ll have to learn after you are born.  I promise to teach you everything I can about anything you want to know.  Be curious about everything.  Ask me a ton of questions.  I’ll explain how things work, why the sky is blue, and if you ask me something that I don’t know the answer to and you’re young enough, I’ll even make something up so it sounds good.

Yes, of course daddy knows everything.

I hope to become your hero; someone you look up to.  I hope that you’ll never be afraid to tell me anything when you are a child or even older.  However, when you are a teenager and if you’re anything like how I was, I’d actually you prefer you to leave out some of those details because you’d make me a nervous wreck.

I hope to be the type of father you brag about to all of your friends about how ‘cool’ he is and I hope to inspire you to live a life that you love, and that you never ever let anything hold you back from reaching for the stars.Look at me.  I’m already jumping many years ahead of myself.  You’re just 7 months 4 days old.  But I also know that time goes by fast.

You’ll be here before I know it.  It wont be long before I’m here in my office working and I’ll be hearing you talking and singing.

And it won’t  be long before you’ll be big enough to walk up  to me  and give me a  big hug and say, I love you daddy.

It’ll be quite some time for you to really realize it, but you are going to be your daddy’s everything.  The center of my universe.  The core of my apple.  The middle of my Oreo cookies – which of course as everyone knows, the creamy middle is the best part.

My Baby Gurl.  You’re going to be loved by a lot of wonderful people and I already know that you’re going to have a lot of love to give in return because you came from the greatest Joe Lingam Family and we’ve been known to have a ‘whole lotta love’ going on.  

Changes are happening to me that just, well, it’s hard to put into words.  For me, I’ve noticed that I reflect on life more.  It seems that everyday I obtain a tiny bit more of an understanding of this whole thing we call life.  And I expect by the time you are grown up and I get to see you as a big girl, my understanding will become complete knowing.

At that very moment, everything will just make sense…

And the great thing is that you’ll have loving father who will do anything in the world for you.  Well, almost anything. Anyway, I’m just excited to see you wake up every single day in my life. Since your my Goddess, I’ll be buying you comfortable shoes and the best thing life has to offer for you!

  So many women wear heels and other shoes that look good, but kill their feet.  Why woman do that I’ll never ever know or understand.  But you’ll never have to worry; your daddy will always make sure you have very comfortable sneakers to wear.

You and I are going to have a lot of fun together.  I’ll always be doing things to make you smile.  It’s funny, I don’t know you much yet, but I just know that I’m going to love seeing you smile and I’ll be doing everything I can to see it as much as I can.

It’s funny how things work…

My life used to be just all about me.

Then, one day I met you on 18th September 2014 at 9.26pm,

and after that everything just change and my life became all about you !!!

And now that you’re here, My life is all about us.

I love you, and I can’t wait to spend time with you.

 (Written deep down with tears of joy flowing down my eyes)

Love,

Your Dad Pream Anand Tharmalingam aka DJ BABY JOE BLACK