DJ BABY JOE BLACK PRESENTING THE REBIRTH OF TIN MINE

Tin Mine @ Hotel Crowne Plaza Mutiara

Lower Lobby
Crowne Plaza Mutiara
Jalan Sultan Ismail
50250 Kuala Lumpur
Contacts: 0173760141 Joe Black / 0126590464 Marie Jean

If you think U can DANCE, this is the place to BE 

Pream Anand aka DJ Baby Joe Black was raised in Klang and brought up in Subang Jaya and music became a part of him at the tender age of 12 listening to Michael Jackson, Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer. Now, at 30 year old DJ Baby Joe Black finally has opened his very own club called the TIN MINE  located at Lower Lobby @ HOTEL CROWNE PLAZA MUTIARA and making his childhood dream come true.Not only does he spins various mix of English hip hop and rnb, he can also dish out Hindi and Desi hits on the decks. DJ Baby Joe Black graduated from DJ Fuzz’s Mixology Academy together with JUICE DJ Quest Turntable champion last year, DJ Krates.

About Tin Mine @ Hotel Crowne Plaza Mutiara

Big-city excitement without big-city hassle - that's the edge Tin Mine has on other destinations. Our downtown entertainment district puts you in the middle of a dazzling array of nighttime diversions: Live-band, Comedy Nites, DJ Showdown, Bar Dancing and more. Everything's within a five-minute walk of your downtown hotel!

Music Policy: Chief Resident DJ Baby Joe Black takes over anything and everything from turn out hits from the 70s, 80s, 90s, present day top 40 hits and the occasional house crossover.

Happy Hours: 7pm-10pm.   

Food: Come full, they do not serve any food

Dress code: Dress code is enforced on weekends, but not on weeknights. Club Tin Mine does not permit plain tee shirts, beanies, dew rags, headbands or bandannas, hoodies, cut off or sleeveless shirts. If you want to get in, dress nice! We reserve the right to refuse entry or service to anyone.

Door Policy: Rm35 cover charge with one drink.

Open: Mon-Sat: 10pm-3am.

Parking: After 7pm Crowne Plaza parking has a flat rate of RM10.Jockey Service Available with a price tag of RM30.

V.I.P Reservation: Sofa seats available with a comfortable pax of 8-10 with a minimum purchase of 3 bottles and above.

GUEST LIST RESERVATION:Kindly contact 0173760141 Joe Black or 0126590464 Marie Jean Xavier 

Website:

http://juiceonline.com/blog/5-minutes-with-dj-baby-joe-black/#more-34088

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001010496816#!/pages/DJ-Baby-Joe-Black/110222752335954

http://www.clubbing9ine.com/Malaysian-DJs/61-DJ-Joe-Black/View-details.html

http://voize.my/music/dj-baby-joe-black/ 

Getting Educated...

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from EMPLOYEES, it will be our policy to keep all EMPLOYEES well taught through our programme of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (SHIT). We are trying to give our EMPLOYEES more SHIT than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of SHIT on the course, please see your Team Lead. You will be immediately placed at the top of the SHIT list, and our Team Lead are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the SHIT you can handle.

EMPLOYEES who don't take their SHIT will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (DEEP SHIT). Those who fail to take DEEP SHIT seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (EAT SHIT). Since our Team Lead took SHIT before they graduated, they don't have to do SHITanymore, and are all full of SHIT already.

If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDINGLECTURE LIST (BULL SHIT).

For EMPLOYEES who are intending to pursue a career in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (MORE SHIT). This course emphasizes on how to manage MORE SHIT.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (HOT SHIT).

Best Regards
THE EMPLOYEE

2011 DJ Baby Joe Black Profile

3 Types of Indians in Malaysia!!!

Statistics have been compiled, research has been conducted,

Relatives have been consulted, the gossip aunties (their big hips clad in colourful and bright golden sarees) have actually, for ONCE agreed.

We present to you the characteristics that classify the THREE major Indian groups that exist in Malaysia .

The REGULARs ,

The HIP-HOPPERs &

The MACHAs


1) The REGULARs

Definition: Comprises a mere 7-10 % of the total population of Indians in Malaysia . Found in well-developed parts of the cities spread throughout the peninsular. (none have been found in Sabah & Sarawak as yet)

Characteristics include:

1. Speaks English as their 1st language.
2. Do not know how to (or just dont) speak their mother tongue.
3. Prefer to identify themselves by sub-group rather than the plain Indian (ie-Malayalee, Ceylonese, Telugu, Sikh, North Indian etc)
4. Uses the internet more than the other 2 groups combined.
5. Swears off, criticises and ridicule those who watch tamil/hindi movies and/or dramas
6. Instead, watches the OC, MTV and other American sitcoms
7. Thinks that the REGULAR group is way larger than it actually is and constantly makes fun of the other groups, in particular the MACHA group....Why? Because it's fun.
8. Aspires to be a doctor. Those who do medicine will eventually do so at UK/Australia, but will normally end up taking more than the required six years to complete the degree due to excessive failure.
9. Despises Samy Vellu.

Recent studies have shown that there is a growing splinter group within the REGULARs knows as the IPWTTANI (Indian People Who Think They Are Not Indians). This growing sub-group is considered the elitist by some and is found to make the occasional statements like "I wish I were in the UK " and/or "This never happened when I was studying in Australia ". They often speak in unidentifiable accents. The women/men of this group also prefer to date white men/women from foreign countries with the excuse that local men/women "just don't understand me". Many secretly desire to be taken away to live in a Bollywood film with a happily-ever-after ending.

2) The HIP-HOPPERs

Definition: The 2nd major group of Indians, the HIP-HOPPERS comprises about 20-30% of the population of Indians. Normally living in urban areas of cities, the HIP-HOPPERS, as their name suggests, can never be found where they actually come from, but rather in clubs, bars, pubs etc. Many secretly desire to be like the REGULARS but just don't make the cut.

The characteristics of the HIP-HOPPERS are:

1. TRY to speak English as their 1st language.
2. Their actual 1st language is Tamil.
3. Openly desire to be blacks (waddap dawg?)
4. Hair not in original colour
5. Have unknown hand movements and slangs that are supposedly cool that supposedly go well together with their normal attire of FUBU jerseys and baggy jeans (that are more often than not bought in Petaling Street/ChowKit)
6. Are famously known to shorten their names to suit their lifestyles (ie. Sam, for Muthusamy and Amber for Ambikadevy)
7. Large quantities (almost all) found in Jalan Telawi of Bangsar (though, to be fair, many REGULAR groups are found here too)
8. Parents want them to be doctors. Many end up studying medicine in Russia/Ukraine because they refuse to go to India and cannot afford UK/Australia. Those who go to India may eventually switch camps to the MACHA group.
9. Despises Samy Vellu.

The HIP-HOPPERS major claim to fame is driving out all the REGULARs (Malay, Chinese & Indian) and the white expatriates from Bangsar by large quantities, so much so that they can now call Bangsar "home".

3) The MACHAs

The last and largest group of Indians in the country comes from the MACHA group. Probably the most famous group, it is so well known that most Malaysians think ALL Indians are from the MACHA group. Comprising nearly 70% of the Indian population in M'sia, the MACHAS can be found in urban parts of the cities, and also in estates.



Their characteristics include:

1. Speaks Tamil as their 1st language
2. Sees Tamil Nadu/Madras ( India ) as the place to be.
3. Astro at home is hardwired to Astro Vaanavil.
4. Worship Bollywood films. The men openly desire to be like Vijayakanth.
5. A night-out will have to include a stop at any Indian shop in Brickfields. The shopping haven will have to be Jalan Masjid India .
6. Know all the Tamil songs by heart and has never heard of Hitz.FM
7. For men, outfit is never complete without a gold chain. Women prefer to spend their life-savings on gold jewelry and gaudy sarees.
8. Half of them aspire to be doctors; the other half, their parents wantthem to be doctors. The bright ones become the pride of all Indians in the country when they enter UM for medicine, the less fortunate go to AIMST.

Many more attain paradise and have their dreams come true when allowed to go off to India (most of the time Manipal) to do medicine. Most just drop-out of school and contribute to social-problem areas in the country.

9. Hero worship Samy Vellu.



K.... I think I somewhat fit into the Macha category... minus the last point lah

Dj Baby Joe Black